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The random story (1)

"It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all..." I stared at these freaking words one by one for about half an hour while I was waiting for the other kids to finish their exams.I didnt get it; how could such a piece of shit statement make it so far into history without getting disclaimed? And then I wondered to myself... What in the name does disclaimed mean? disclaim, to disclaim, the disclaimer of disclamation AAAHHHH! What a stupid language we speak.It was at that point When i just had enough, I hauled my question sheet through the air toward Mrs Dickson and proceeded to read the newspaper. Ofcourse, it would probably help if I was holding an actual newspaper but nonetheless.

She immediately strutted toward me with that gaze upon her face, while I was thinking to myself about the people that eat that peice of cake they knew they shouldnt have and then wonder why they are fat so they vouch to never eat another uneccessarily smidgen and on top of that, I regret to proclaim (do people of other cultures even bother to speak this random odditory of complete rubbish? I guess if they answer me I wont be able to understand what they're saying....unless of course it were a perfect selection of selected selections of words and phrases completely audible and undoubtably not French,Italian, German or one of them 306 chinese variated languages that probably were just created to put people like me and you off of what they are saying because they want to earn the extra buck here and there.oh I think there was supposed to be a question mark there? wrong place wrong time, it's another one of them stupid sayings that people know and use before they use what they knew they know before they actually forgot what they were remembering to use,like butter instead of margerine. Oh and back to the story: (bracket)

I think i'll have to continue this story as soon as Ive finished starting my homework in order to finish school... hold on, i'll be back for the part after 1 (two)
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Its been a while...

Hi readers
Its now April and this is the first time im posting in like 6 months which is kinda weird but I guess so is gravity.So anyway I wana giv u guys sumthing special to lighten your moods just a little and so here are a couple memories and news since October:
  • Kyra tackled Kukard to the floor on camp
  • Josh French deliberately tried to pull his muscles in our class photo
  • We've finally got rid of Miss Visagie for good
  • Madoda is still clueless about life
  • Vam ate Josh's chocolate that he was so proud of winning yesterday
  • Went to My Coke Fest 2008 and it was awesome.Hayley snuck me and my bro into the Golden Circle
  • I discovered Hayley's middle name is Mary-anne Catherin.I wonder how long it will take her to find this and slap me
  • Madoda has since quit doing high jump
 
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