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Swine Flu?


It seems we are all very concerned with the latest "Pandemic" called swine flu. Do not feel concerned about it! The media have made it out to be much worse than what we would think; it is just a flu after all.

It is almost 'famous for being famous' if you know what I mean, because in actual fact H1N1
Will affect you little more than what we term 'regular flu'. Infact, more people die each month from normal influenza than swine flu (regular flu infects up to 60 million each year as opposed to a couple hundred affected with swine flu). All in all it is certainly curable, and therefore nothing to worry about. I laugh at people who worry about it so much, they are stupid.

Conspiracy theories hold my interest more than anything else, and so I will post a couple of ref's here that I have been engaged in lately. Interesting starting point: Deliberate Vaccine Stockpiling

Here is a taste of what may very likely be tomorrow's headlines:
Then finally:
The United Arab Emirates are planning on making the vaccines mandatory for the next school year. I think it's a particularly poor idea as the vaccine has not been proven safe. Take a look:

http://www.arabianbusiness.com/563135-swine-flu-vaccination-mandatory-for-all-uae-students


I am not here to convince you to conform with my opinion, I merely want people to have their own outlook on matters and not believe everything people tell them. I challenge you.
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The Introduction of Formal Topics

As of now there is going to much frenzied activity going on with this blog.

First off: Fewer random stories (figured I should begin to grow up)
Second: Reviews, opinions, debates, discussions, are all a part of the future for me and that is where I'm taking this blog.
Then: I would love to continue posting brief points of interest occuring in my life as one day I will read all this crap and it will be great :]

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The Random story (continued)

It's odd to think about how we came to be. Just consider for a second that your name was infact Ken. The level of how gay your name is is certainly (and undoubtedly) atleast (if not more. And don't just say when because it's not going to get you out of this one ((especially the name part, Ken that is, not the latter which would therefore mean that you would get out of thinking altogether and that... well that would be horrific. If in fact you choose to not think the slightest thought and you were to succeed, you may be in trouble as your oxygen decreases and your heart breaks (((and if not caused by the love of your life ending it with you then it's damn ironic))) and you slowly enter a stage where you crawl into a straight circle and die)). But that's actually impossible ((((the not thinking a single thought part, not the die part)))) because, well have you ever tried not to think? You think about not thinking and that means your thinking and it's pretty much a basic law to understand so don't look at me like an idiot.)

OK so as I was saying, the level of how gay your name is is directly proportional to the amount your parents had to drink at the time of naming you. And please, if your name happens to be Ken, do not take the law of physics into your own hands, but rather ignore the last paragraph and this one and maybe, just possibly the next one too in case it contains the dreaded K-word again. And yes, your name has officially become a swear word Ken. I defy you Ken, I defy you for bringing these stupid names into my existence and to make matters worse and take the flint even further into the mallet I want to just let you know that the entire time Mrs Dickson was strutting toward me these thoughts were crossing my mind (well, more like looping because I wasn't really paying much attention to anything else. But I guess it would be more accurate to say they were thumping through my mind but that's just due to my headache and has nothing to do with this story really so I think I will cut it there in case I start going on about some other story that happened way back when...
Which reminds me: back to the story (bracket).

you see, when you have Mrs Dickson as your register teacher you find these thoughts consume and envelop your mind, and unfortunately they seem about 78 percent more interesting than learning about the arts. Whether it's the arts themselves or Mrs Dickson that's so boring is up to the viewer because at this stage you have a bit of background on her, and I'm sure you know more or less what Arts and Culture is about. Those words don't deserve capitals, so: arts and culture, there we go.

Onto another mid-topic while we are talking about cheese and the effects of wrapping a sample. It's actually my duty (or duties thereof)to announce that I might in fact trip next Wednesday. The reason I'm saying this is due to a recurring nightmare/de javu. But what puzzles me even more than the Hendrix of the wrapped cheese and it's host is that it hasn't happened yet. How can I have De javu of a future item which has in fact happened before (hence the french de javu). you may not get what I'm saying, OK look, in simple terms: I have tripped before in the future of my past in which I foresaw that I would have pre-tripped before I knew that it was indeed not in the past but rather (or possibly both, your are the judge it's up to you again I'm afraid) in the future of my presence to which I will re-live what I have not lived before. Quite a major contradiction but it makes sense, especially that bit regarding the cheese. So, quote of the day (and it's just a warning) there is a 1 in 500 million chance of getting shoved off a cliff by a herd of sheep and that's no lie, watch your back. These sheep are their own generation
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The random story (1)

"It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all..." I stared at these freaking words one by one for about half an hour while I was waiting for the other kids to finish their exams.I didnt get it; how could such a piece of shit statement make it so far into history without getting disclaimed? And then I wondered to myself... What in the name does disclaimed mean? disclaim, to disclaim, the disclaimer of disclamation AAAHHHH! What a stupid language we speak.It was at that point When i just had enough, I hauled my question sheet through the air toward Mrs Dickson and proceeded to read the newspaper. Ofcourse, it would probably help if I was holding an actual newspaper but nonetheless.

She immediately strutted toward me with that gaze upon her face, while I was thinking to myself about the people that eat that peice of cake they knew they shouldnt have and then wonder why they are fat so they vouch to never eat another uneccessarily smidgen and on top of that, I regret to proclaim (do people of other cultures even bother to speak this random odditory of complete rubbish? I guess if they answer me I wont be able to understand what they're saying....unless of course it were a perfect selection of selected selections of words and phrases completely audible and undoubtably not French,Italian, German or one of them 306 chinese variated languages that probably were just created to put people like me and you off of what they are saying because they want to earn the extra buck here and there.oh I think there was supposed to be a question mark there? wrong place wrong time, it's another one of them stupid sayings that people know and use before they use what they knew they know before they actually forgot what they were remembering to use,like butter instead of margerine. Oh and back to the story: (bracket)

I think i'll have to continue this story as soon as Ive finished starting my homework in order to finish school... hold on, i'll be back for the part after 1 (two)
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Its been a while...

Hi readers
Its now April and this is the first time im posting in like 6 months which is kinda weird but I guess so is gravity.So anyway I wana giv u guys sumthing special to lighten your moods just a little and so here are a couple memories and news since October:
  • Kyra tackled Kukard to the floor on camp
  • Josh French deliberately tried to pull his muscles in our class photo
  • We've finally got rid of Miss Visagie for good
  • Madoda is still clueless about life
  • Vam ate Josh's chocolate that he was so proud of winning yesterday
  • Went to My Coke Fest 2008 and it was awesome.Hayley snuck me and my bro into the Golden Circle
  • I discovered Hayley's middle name is Mary-anne Catherin.I wonder how long it will take her to find this and slap me
  • Madoda has since quit doing high jump
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Friday's excitement turned into irritation for Dylan

Dylan (a serious Mac user) hates this one song so much he deleted it last year from his iTunes library and he probably forgot about it... until yesterday.

The song's called "are you online" by someone called Lynn and on Thursday Jonathan managed to download it from somewhere, he sent it to me and I put it on my flash drive. Then yesterday (Friday), I secretly imported it into his library without him knowing and we played it full volume for him. He was shocked because he deleted it about a year earlier and thought that was the end of it, but then he started getting really mad. Not only did I put it on his computer, I renamed about 20 of them and imported those as well! he doesn't know where they keep coming from as he has deleted them like 10 times now.
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High jump with Madoda

Today I had athletics after school and my group did high jump. The coach spent about 40 minutes teaching us the proper technique of how to jump properly over the bar thing, and I thought we all got the idea after like 10 minutes, but I think Madoda should have payed more attention.

He took a run up toward the thing and jumped. He cleared the bar easily... as well as the landing pad and landed on his neck straight on the ground without even touching the pad. Of course, I wasn't laughing as it happened cause I thought he broke his neck, but we ran to him and asked if he was okay, and after a few seconds we heard, "Aaaahh" and I burst out laughing because I knew everything was alright. It's typical Madoda
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iGothit... with an Apple

Okay, the name implies it was infact a product of Apple, but actually it was less painful than being hit by a computer or ipod. It was the last period of the day, Maths (with Mr. Vam) and somehow Jonathan (not Kukard, other Jonathan) had accumulated an apple with a face drawn on it (I honestly don't know how that got there) and it was named Scott(again, I've no idea...).

Well, anyway, I was just outside the class and asked Jonathan to throw it to me, so he threw it in a split second and I tried to duck but it was kinda dumb, I should have moved out of the way but instead I ducked right into the path of the apple and it hit me square on the back of the head and exploded everywhere (down my back mainly). This would have been embarrassing for almost anyone, it's just, I don't get embarrassed easily. And for some strange reason it didn't hurt at all, I don't know why. What I do know is that it was just another day at Elkanah for us. I don't know if I'm gonna go to school tomorrow cause I can't imagine what could possibly happen that I havn't seen already. Oh well, I'm just gonna have to see
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Hey, it's a Monday unfortunately and not much happened. The usual really: we didnt really do much in chemistry, we just had to come up with a rap/song based on the periodic table which is due for Thursday, and Kukard (Jonathan Kukard) and Tsheole (Thoriso Tsheole) had a bit of an argument. This could have turned out to be a bit of a fight but Miss Hood (EMS teacher) walked into class...

i feel sorry for Kukard sometimes because a lot of people don't like him and I don't know why really, but I don't see anything wrong with him, I'm going to turn him into a PIMP one of these days.
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My current highest ranked music video


I'll try and add my top music video every month or so. I'll call it: MTMV. cheers for now.
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Sundays are dumb

I live for my weekends but there is one catch to a weekend:
Sundays!!!
It's always the same with days like today, nothing fun happens and the whole day you are reminded that it's school the next day. It's like the last day of school holidays.

They should abolish the last day of holidays, then people would be able to have a care-free holiday without thinking about school until the next day. Oh wait, then that would by default become the last day... unless you have your last day on a weekend so that it feels normal to go back to school on Monday. No, then it would feel doubly as bad because not only is it Sunday, it's also the last day of holidays and in both cases you have to go to school the next day. Ahh. okay, well, there is really nothing that i can do for people at school unless i strike against having school holidays at all so that people wont feel so bad at the end of holidays.

Maybe, maybe not. the moral of the story is that, well, there is no moral exactly but if there was then it would say: Don't spend your day reading pointless blog posts unless it's a Sunday so that you can forget about school the next day. That might actually remind you that it's school the next day but never mind, I don't want to get started again. Whatever.
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My first post - one that may or may not look fake

I didn't exactly spend much time making it but you get the idea...
 
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